Who was Barkley?

Everdred stood before a table of shrouded figures, the dim overhead light reflecting off his darkly tinted sunglasses. He set his palms against the cold metal surface and addressed his comrades, "I've called you all here in response to the recent bot invasion that devastated the forums. Discord became the last bastion of our great nation, from which we were able to strike back and reclaim our homeland." The still-shrouded figures clapped in celebration at the reminder of their recent victory, but Everdred raised his hand to stay their applause. "Our work is not yet done. After reviewing our security policies, I believe that a single bot invasion could have easily overwhelmed the Discord server and possibly ended our entire way of life...for good. As such, I am drafting you all as elite operatives to protect and defend Discord in the event of invasion from a rogue entity. I know you will all serve me well; especially you, Uvehj, with your incredible charisma and killer body." Everdred licked his lips at that last statement and began to loosen his tie as he approached the well-built figure at the other end of the table...

Before I forget again:

Everdred stood before a table of shrouded figures, the dim overhead light reflecting off his darkly tinted sunglasses. He set his palms against the cold metal surface and addressed his comrades, "I've called you all here in response to the recent bot invasion that devastated the forums. Discord became the last bastion of our great nation, from which we were able to strike back and reclaim our homeland." The still-shrouded figures clapped in celebration at the reminder of their recent victory, but Everdred raised his hand to stay their applause. "Our work is not yet done. After reviewing our security policies, I believe that a single bot invasion could have easily overwhelmed the Discord server and possibly ended our entire way of life...for good. As such, I am drafting you all as elite operatives to protect and defend Discord in the event of invasion from a rogue entity. I know you will all serve me well; especially you, Uvehj, with your incredible charisma and killer body." Everdred licked his lips at that last statement and began to loosen his tie as he approached the well-built figure at the other end of the table...

Before I forget again:

Everdred stood before a table of shrouded figures, the dim overhead light reflecting off his darkly tinted sunglasses. He set his palms against the cold metal surface and addressed his comrades, "I've called you all here in response to the recent bot invasion that devastated the forums. Discord became the last bastion of our great nation, from which we were able to strike back and reclaim our homeland." The still-shrouded figures clapped in celebration at the reminder of their recent victory, but Everdred raised his hand to stay their applause. "Our work is not yet done. After reviewing our security policies, I believe that a single bot invasion could have easily overwhelmed the Discord server and possibly ended our entire way of life...for good. As such, I am drafting you all as elite operatives to protect and defend Discord in the event of invasion from a rogue entity. I know you will all serve me well; especially you, Uvehj, with your incredible charisma and killer body." Everdred licked his lips at that last statement and began to loosen his tie as he approached the well-built figure at the other end of the table...

Before I forget again:

Everdred stood before a table of shrouded figures, the dim overhead light reflecting off his darkly tinted sunglasses. He set his palms against the cold metal surface and addressed his comrades, "I've called you all here in response to the recent bot invasion that devastated the forums. Discord became the last bastion of our great nation, from which we were able to strike back and reclaim our homeland." The still-shrouded figures clapped in celebration at the reminder of their recent victory, but Everdred raised his hand to stay their applause. "Our work is not yet done. After reviewing our security policies, I believe that a single bot invasion could have easily overwhelmed the Discord server and possibly ended our entire way of life...for good. As such, I am drafting you all as elite operatives to protect and defend Discord in the event of invasion from a rogue entity. I know you will all serve me well; especially you, Uvehj, with your incredible charisma and killer body." Everdred licked his lips at that last statement and began to loosen his tie as he approached the well-built figure at the other end of the table...

…Reading this for the first time… please, please tell me these writings are a joke, or I am going to have to… return to the time I handwrote 5 copies of a Phineas and Isabella dating novel (that was completely clean) from Phineas and Ferb 3 years ago and sold them to my friend for 10 dollars. I will find the history of the lore and write an oral history using PMs of Finnedorb's quest for the loved emblem! …No joke, this is my new quarantine project.

No joke, this is my new quarantine project

No joke, this is my new quarantine project

The Phineas and Ferb stuff or the site lore?

The site lore... never again will I write another Phineas and Ferb fanfic. If I do, anyone who reads this has permission to destroy me by any means necessary.

good

Man, I had no idea the history of this site's forums went this far back. I'm getting the same vibes as I did when I made my Newgrounds account in 2015 and found paragonx9 already inactive since 2012.

BarkeyForeman, you are the same user as ScorpioDogAC, aka MortalImperator, aka Pisces Adonis right?

Just found a thread were Chronja mentions his old names

BarkeyForeman, you are the same user as ScorpioDogAC, aka MortalImperator, aka Pisces Adonis right?

https://howlongtobeat.com/forum?&thread=517

These threads are hidden right? Where'd you track them down?

One of the first rules of trekking through the wilderness. Leave no digital footprints. 😶

Edit:
Huh, guess he agrees, since he removed his post. And your other links seem to be completely dead now.

Uh oh

Tread carefully, for one never knows when The Dread will creep in.

Wait, Everdred DELETES hidden threads now? They used to just be, well, hidden, but still accessible.

If so, laaaaaaame.

Nah, I've only deleted threads that didn't have actual thread entries in the database. So basically comments were lingering out there with no thread to attach to. It's fallout from the way I removed threads years ago.